Lady Gaga to Design a Clothing Line with Her Little Sister

Lady Gaga is rumored to be designing a line with her little sister, Natali Germanotta, a designer for an off-Broadway theater group. Before you get all scared that troves of teens will be walking around in meat outfits and buttless chaps, the word is that the line will be ‘relatively normal’.  Although, the phase ‘relatively normal’ is sposed to calm us, I need a little clarification on who or what the word ‘relatively’ is in reference to. According to Graziadaily.co.uk, the pair will be drawing inspiration from style icons of the past such as Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, and Katherine Hepburn.  They also said “BUT the glamorous styles will each come with a twist – like the white Marylin dress made up in kinky rubber.” —-See I can already tell that this will be a hot mess.